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1What if the dogs are just making out? - 02 Jul 2008 02:55 pm
2After winning the taco lottery. - 07 Jul 2008 02:58 pm
3Why my dad won't go to the beach. - 08 Jul 2008 03:06 pm
4Dibs on your job after you get fired. - 09 Jul 2008 03:06 pm
5What's dark, wet, and totally lame? - 10 Jul 2008 03:07 pm
6Yes, but where did he get it? - 11 Jul 2008 03:09 pm
7This pie took me four hours to ruin. - 14 Jul 2008 03:10 pm
8I don't like the thrust of your trust. - 15 Jul 2008 03:12 pm
9But with better credit. - 16 Jul 2008 03:14 pm
10OH MY GOD THIS IS WHERE HE GOT THE NAME! - 17 Jul 2008 03:17 pm
11It also has this siren! - 18 Jul 2008 03:17 pm
12Yeah, but how come robot fuel is so expensive in this economy? - 21 Jul 2008 03:19 pm
13Chew on this! - 22 Jul 2008 03:21 pm
14Modern psychology. - 23 Jul 2008 03:23 pm
15Have a nice trip, get it? Hello? - 24 Jul 2008 03:24 pm
16You're a Libra aren't you? - 25 Jul 2008 03:31 pm
17You wouldn't want him to know the truth would you? - 28 Jul 2008 03:32 pm
18I got them at the flea market. From a dalmatian. - 29 Jul 2008 03:34 pm
19How could I have known it was HER car? - 30 Jul 2008 03:35 pm
20Denial ain't just a fish floating in the toilet. - 31 Jul 2008 03:37 pm
21Blarrrrrgh! - 01 Aug 2008 03:38 pm
22What's the HARM -onica? - 04 Aug 2008 03:39 pm
23If these walls could talk that would be pretty creepy. - 05 Aug 2008 03:42 pm
24Then I stole his ridiculously large shooes. - 06 Aug 2008 03:44 pm
25I don't even know why I brought it up really. - 07 Aug 2008 03:48 pm
26Why not? This hallway is YOUR domain. - 08 Aug 2008 03:49 pm
27I was saving it for a pie eating contest I have planned for later today. - 11 Aug 2008 03:49 pm
28But they don't even have feet that I can see! - 13 Aug 2008 03:50 pm
29And the cops get there and you are laughing in her closet. - 13 Aug 2008 03:53 pm
30And where he hid the bodies. - 14 Aug 2008 03:54 pm
31Remember when we were in the first panel? - 15 Aug 2008 03:56 pm
32Cowboy logic doesn't really apply here. - 18 Aug 2008 03:57 pm
33My face looks almost nothing like a lobster. - 19 Aug 2008 03:59 pm
34Lies are like secrets you keep from the person you tell them to. - 20 Aug 2008 04:00 pm
35Family bonding. - 21 Aug 2008 04:02 pm
36The Tragic Tale of Hamlet and the Hamlets. - 22 Aug 2008 04:03 pm
37I keep waking up with these air-shaped bruises. - 26 Aug 2008 04:04 pm
38Or maybe you should just stop going to the bowling alley altogether. - 26 Aug 2008 04:04 pm
39We put the Hack in Whack. - 27 Aug 2008 04:06 pm
40He had it coming to him. - 28 Aug 2008 04:07 pm
41You can't drive your bus and eat it too. - 29 Aug 2008 04:08 pm
42What if I put on this old silk hat I found? - 01 Sep 2008 04:10 pm
43Flood warning - 02 Sep 2008 04:12 pm
44Do you wonder if the color black and blue that you see is the same one I make you see? - 02 Sep 2008 04:34 pm
45Pick a card, any card - 03 Sep 2008 04:22 pm
46Pick me! - 04 Sep 2008 04:25 pm
47He just stood there yelling from 3 till question mark. - 05 Sep 2008 04:27 pm
48Something smells like LOVE! - 22 Sep 2008 04:28 pm
49Grudge Judy. - 29 Sep 2008 04:29 pm
50TV Snob - 30 Sep 2008 04:30 pm
51Mirror, Mirror (yes, the Star Trek episode) - 02 Oct 2008 04:31 pm
52He was a good child. Lot's of hobbies. - 07 Oct 2008 04:51 pm
53Candidly canine - 08 Oct 2008 04:52 pm
54Epic Crossover - 11 Oct 2008 08:09 am
55It had something to do with a thing, I think. - 13 Oct 2008 08:11 am
56I think I'm getting one right now. - 20 Oct 2008 08:12 am
57Take my survey? - 21 Oct 2008 08:15 am
58Dance with me? - 22 Oct 2008 12:08 pm
59This headache is killing me. - 27 Oct 2008 12:10 pm
60But... I made tacos. - 28 Oct 2008 12:14 pm
61Bluh? - 29 Oct 2008 12:16 pm
62If denial is a river then deception is the flood. - 01 Nov 2008 11:24 pm
63How we get things done. - 03 Nov 2008 12:18 pm
64He's writing a kickass rap song. - 04 Nov 2008 12:19 pm
65Twice the amount of money in my pocket. - 05 Nov 2008 12:21 pm
66Racists are bigots about race. - 06 Nov 2008 12:22 pm
67The Scooby Method. - 07 Nov 2008 12:25 pm
68(Insert comic strip gag here.) - 10 Nov 2008 03:05 pm
69It's an investment. - 11 Nov 2008 03:07 pm
70Guys, I totally love eating contets. - 12 Nov 2008 03:10 pm
71Ticket please. - 13 Nov 2008 03:28 pm
72Also a lot of banks. - 14 Nov 2008 03:33 pm
73Could you hold this for a sec? - 17 Nov 2008 03:41 pm
74How much wine can your puny glass hold? - 17 Nov 2008 10:02 pm
75What I'm saying is you're ugly. - 18 Nov 2008 10:04 pm
76Enough with the explanations. - 19 Nov 2008 10:05 pm
77When you say you want an honest answer, what do you really mean? - 20 Nov 2008 10:09 pm
78Timing is everything. - 23 Nov 2008 10:10 pm
79Plunge away! You can plunge away. Stay all day. If you wanna. - 24 Nov 2008 10:11 pm
80My whoopee cushion just sues you for sitting on it. - 25 Nov 2008 10:17 pm
81A penny saved will just get stolen. - 26 Nov 2008 10:19 pm
82A crow walks into a bar and the bartender says "No birds in here. Can't you read the sign?" - 27 Nov 2008 10:20 pm
83How does the noose even stay on when he has no neck? It makes no sense! - 30 Nov 2008 10:23 pm
84Never hit a horse in the teeth with a gift shovel. - 02 Dec 2008 10:27 pm
85It depends on the type of dog really. - 03 Dec 2008 10:30 pm
86Einstein's theory of relative violence. - 04 Dec 2008 10:32 pm
87I'm a really annoying badass who talks to himself in the mirror in a nasally voice. - 07 Dec 2008 10:37 pm
88Its like that scene in Ghost where they learn how to Dirty Dance. - 08 Dec 2008 10:40 pm
89He keeps the sticker on it too. - 09 Dec 2008 10:42 pm
90Next you're going to ask me why I bribe my congressman. - 10 Dec 2008 10:44 pm
91I'd vote for cherry, but I'm a non-voting felon. - 14 Dec 2008 10:46 pm
92Become friends with John I guess. Either that or extortion. - 15 Dec 2008 10:48 pm
93I know you won't believe me, but this one time I had an onion. - 15 Dec 2008 10:51 pm
94The benefits of being a bachelor. - 17 Dec 2008 10:53 pm
95Well obviously I care about ME. - 17 Dec 2008 10:59 pm
96It's badluck to follow superstions on a Thursday. - 23 Dec 2008 11:01 pm
97Put that in your NOG-in! - 23 Dec 2008 11:05 pm
98Time for a light snack. GET IT?!?!?!? LIGHT. SNACK. - 23 Dec 2008 11:07 pm
99I have just the thing. - 23 Dec 2008 11:09 pm
100X Mas Carol. - 24 Dec 2008 11:09 pm
101I still haven't opened your gift from last year. - 25 Dec 2008 11:13 pm
102Does "Hey You" count? - 28 Dec 2008 11:13 pm
103Show me a man who doesn't like fake mustaches and I will show you a man with no hope in his heart. - 29 Dec 2008 11:14 pm
104Zero to "Z"s in five minutes. - 30 Dec 2008 11:16 pm
105Can I have some salt for these laces? - 31 Dec 2008 11:17 pm
106I also don't believe in psychology. - 02 Jan 2009 01:29 pm
107All I'm saying is I appreciate your stupid sacrifices. - 05 Jan 2009 12:00 pm
108Not to sound immature, but that skunk STINKS! - 06 Jan 2009 11:45 am
109The hat says "Donkey Instructor." It's funny cause donkeys already know how to be donkeys. - 07 Jan 2009 10:17 am
110Usually I just throw rocks at it, but today I'm on strike. - 08 Jan 2009 11:30 am
111You can tell this has happened before. - 09 Jan 2009 12:42 pm
112When you're done with my stapler please put it back on my desk. - 12 Jan 2009 04:13 pm
113Is he thinking about the ones he commited or the ones he's witnessed? - 14 Jan 2009 10:29 am
114I hope you're hiding in a condom. - 14 Jan 2009 10:29 am
115I don't see any BUBBLES with their GED. - 19 Jan 2009 11:56 am
116On the plus side I'll get to check out that "Southern Hospitality" I've heard so much about. - 19 Jan 2009 11:57 am
117On account of the ink is sort of like a seasoning. - 19 Jan 2009 11:58 am
118If I had arms I'd beat you up so hard. - 20 Jan 2009 09:29 am
119I hope he hangs out with bullets. - 21 Jan 2009 09:56 am
120A trampoline is only really fun for the first two days. - 22 Jan 2009 09:36 am
121Stupid is as stupid wears. - 26 Jan 2009 10:19 am
122His name is Binky, and he's drinking away his responsibilites. - 26 Jan 2009 10:20 am
123I was going to get him this full back Pheonix fighting Doc Ock. - 27 Jan 2009 10:04 am
124Ok first stop yelling. - 28 Jan 2009 12:05 pm
125To be honest I didn't expect being a doctor to be so much work. - 29 Jan 2009 09:51 am
126When I said bring a rubber this is not what I meant. - 02 Feb 2009 09:44 am
127It's all in the spiral. - 02 Feb 2009 09:45 am
128No seriously please tell me what friends are for. - 03 Feb 2009 09:48 am
129I can't wait to read the headlines on this one. - 04 Feb 2009 10:00 am
130I recently had a bad experience with pie. - 05 Feb 2009 10:31 am
131He also said holding this boombox over my head isn't helping. - 09 Feb 2009 10:21 am
132So that's what, like an 8? - 09 Feb 2009 10:22 am
133The most underrated super power. - 10 Feb 2009 11:16 am
134Don't take it personally. It's a hygenic issue. - 11 Feb 2009 10:39 am
135Is there anything worse in the world? Sure, cancer, but anything else? - 13 Feb 2009 01:42 pm
136I can see the floor from here. - 13 Feb 2009 01:43 pm
137Yeah,well you're made of rubber. - 18 Feb 2009 11:51 am
138This is the third time this week. - 18 Feb 2009 11:51 am
139I should never have asked you for the time. - 18 Feb 2009 11:52 am
140You don't even have any cows! - 20 Feb 2009 03:21 pm
141This date wasn't going well anyway. - 20 Feb 2009 03:22 pm
142What am I supposed to do, pour it into my Lucky Charms? - 23 Feb 2009 10:12 am
143Man, I'm glad I'm not one of those. - 02 Mar 2009 02:08 pm
144John's party is gonna be off the chain. - 02 Mar 2009 02:09 pm
145And now your training is complete. - 02 Mar 2009 02:10 pm
146It pretty much just tastes like roast beef, if you cook it right. - 02 Mar 2009 02:11 pm
147Slingshot Migration: A Rubber Bird's Flight. - 02 Mar 2009 02:12 pm
148On Expectations - 03 Mar 2009 06:30 am
149I'm definitely not voting for unicorn reform. - 23 Mar 2009 02:29 pm
150Unless you have the Verizon Aquaman Plan. - 23 Mar 2009 02:30 pm
151Is this really the best way to tell me that you killed my dog? - 23 Mar 2009 02:30 pm
152Wait, what? - 23 Mar 2009 02:31 pm
153Hey are you guys talking about violins? - 25 Mar 2009 09:27 am
154Before you ask, he's in the middle behind the doctor. - 25 Mar 2009 09:29 am
155The things we call things don't change the things that we call. - 26 Mar 2009 09:57 am
156Have a nice trip, call me when you get there. Wait I got that wrong. - 27 Mar 2009 09:06 am
157It's fun to draw dynamite. - 30 Mar 2009 10:40 am
158Hamburger is to Mouth as Hot Dog is to ? - 31 Mar 2009 10:04 am
159We all wish he was Batman. - 01 Apr 2009 09:42 am
160You found: Batman Pajamas. Put them on? - 02 Apr 2009 09:59 am
161Does this mean they are normally naked? - 03 Apr 2009 01:54 pm
162I could really use a backrub. - 06 Apr 2009 09:54 am
163Dude, I love my shovel too, but sleeping with it? - 07 Apr 2009 09:54 am
164I thought I was in a huge backyard. - 08 Apr 2009 09:59 am
165The single greatest human creation. - 09 Apr 2009 09:27 am
166The mystery of this ladder. - 13 Apr 2009 10:04 am
167Four? - 13 Apr 2009 10:05 am
16844? - 14 Apr 2009 10:17 am
169A doctor is a type of scientist. - 15 Apr 2009 10:36 am
170He's a Doctor now again, I guess. - 23 Apr 2009 10:15 am
171And thus ends the twice as much work for me saga. - 24 Apr 2009 01:01 pm
172And I'm pretty sure that penny is company property. - 27 Apr 2009 10:00 am
173Not everyone wearing a stethoscope is a doctor. - 28 Apr 2009 10:06 am
174Where there's smoke, there's something something. - 30 Apr 2009 07:49 am
175Where are you buying your cereal? - 01 May 2009 08:08 am
176Right? - 01 May 2009 08:08 am
177Lucky Numbers: 3 45 7 15 6 4 - 04 May 2009 10:07 am
178Lucky Numbers: 5 4 3 2 1 ... - 05 May 2009 09:59 am
179Instead of lucky numbers it just says 2:34 PM. - 06 May 2009 10:09 am
180Lucky Numbers: 8 95 23 4 52 - 11 May 2009 11:05 am
181You don't deserve lucky numbers. - 11 May 2009 11:05 am
182Is that a yes or no? - 11 May 2009 11:05 am
183The office 9 to 5. - 12 May 2009 11:31 am
184Or it could be the best thing ever. - 13 May 2009 10:02 am
185Man, I look dumb. - 14 May 2009 10:52 am
186Obedience classes are so expensive. - 15 May 2009 11:10 am
187Dating Advice: Make things clear. - 20 May 2009 09:53 am
188Dating Advice: Play hard to get. - 20 May 2009 09:54 am
189Dating Advice: Play with their heads. - 20 May 2009 09:56 am
190Dating Advice: Be honest - 22 May 2009 11:02 am
191Dating Advice: Give compliments - 22 May 2009 11:03 am
192I don't need your evil god. - 26 May 2009 02:12 pm
193Oh, great I won a stupid vacation. - 26 May 2009 02:13 pm
194I'm totally starting it. - 27 May 2009 12:48 pm
195I've got 99 problems and this lobster is among them. - 29 May 2009 12:13 pm
196Free pizza - 29 May 2009 12:14 pm
197There was a merger at the police station. - 08 Jun 2009 12:14 pm
198Here's a tip, don't leave your chairs unattended. - 10 Jun 2009 01:14 pm
199Watercoolers are the new hobo fire. - 10 Jun 2009 01:15 pm
200Unemployment checks, baby. - 11 Jun 2009 01:16 pm
201I wonder where this joke is headed. Get it? hahahahahhaha - 12 Jun 2009 10:47 am
202Other guy has got some moves on him. - 15 Jun 2009 02:22 pm
203At level 5 you learn Point out flaws in the game. - 16 Jun 2009 12:16 am
204And when I hit you it does no damage. - 17 Jun 2009 02:01 pm
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