| # | Comics |
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| 1 | What if the dogs are just making out? - 02 Jul 2008 02:55 pm |
| 2 | After winning the taco lottery. - 07 Jul 2008 02:58 pm |
| 3 | Why my dad won't go to the beach. - 08 Jul 2008 03:06 pm |
| 4 | Dibs on your job after you get fired. - 09 Jul 2008 03:06 pm |
| 5 | What's dark, wet, and totally lame? - 10 Jul 2008 03:07 pm |
| 6 | Yes, but where did he get it? - 11 Jul 2008 03:09 pm |
| 7 | This pie took me four hours to ruin. - 14 Jul 2008 03:10 pm |
| 8 | I don't like the thrust of your trust. - 15 Jul 2008 03:12 pm |
| 9 | But with better credit. - 16 Jul 2008 03:14 pm |
| 10 | OH MY GOD THIS IS WHERE HE GOT THE NAME! - 17 Jul 2008 03:17 pm |
| 11 | It also has this siren! - 18 Jul 2008 03:17 pm |
| 12 | Yeah, but how come robot fuel is so expensive in this economy? - 21 Jul 2008 03:19 pm |
| 13 | Chew on this! - 22 Jul 2008 03:21 pm |
| 14 | Modern psychology. - 23 Jul 2008 03:23 pm |
| 15 | Have a nice trip, get it? Hello? - 24 Jul 2008 03:24 pm |
| 16 | You're a Libra aren't you? - 25 Jul 2008 03:31 pm |
| 17 | You wouldn't want him to know the truth would you? - 28 Jul 2008 03:32 pm |
| 18 | I got them at the flea market. From a dalmatian. - 29 Jul 2008 03:34 pm |
| 19 | How could I have known it was HER car? - 30 Jul 2008 03:35 pm |
| 20 | Denial ain't just a fish floating in the toilet. - 31 Jul 2008 03:37 pm |
| 21 | Blarrrrrgh! - 01 Aug 2008 03:38 pm |
| 22 | What's the HARM -onica? - 04 Aug 2008 03:39 pm |
| 23 | If these walls could talk that would be pretty creepy. - 05 Aug 2008 03:42 pm |
| 24 | Then I stole his ridiculously large shooes. - 06 Aug 2008 03:44 pm |
| 25 | I don't even know why I brought it up really. - 07 Aug 2008 03:48 pm |
| 26 | Why not? This hallway is YOUR domain. - 08 Aug 2008 03:49 pm |
| 27 | I was saving it for a pie eating contest I have planned for later today. - 11 Aug 2008 03:49 pm |
| 28 | But they don't even have feet that I can see! - 13 Aug 2008 03:50 pm |
| 29 | And the cops get there and you are laughing in her closet. - 13 Aug 2008 03:53 pm |
| 30 | And where he hid the bodies. - 14 Aug 2008 03:54 pm |
| 31 | Remember when we were in the first panel? - 15 Aug 2008 03:56 pm |
| 32 | Cowboy logic doesn't really apply here. - 18 Aug 2008 03:57 pm |
| 33 | My face looks almost nothing like a lobster. - 19 Aug 2008 03:59 pm |
| 34 | Lies are like secrets you keep from the person you tell them to. - 20 Aug 2008 04:00 pm |
| 35 | Family bonding. - 21 Aug 2008 04:02 pm |
| 36 | The Tragic Tale of Hamlet and the Hamlets. - 22 Aug 2008 04:03 pm |
| 37 | I keep waking up with these air-shaped bruises. - 26 Aug 2008 04:04 pm |
| 38 | Or maybe you should just stop going to the bowling alley altogether. - 26 Aug 2008 04:04 pm |
| 39 | We put the Hack in Whack. - 27 Aug 2008 04:06 pm |
| 40 | He had it coming to him. - 28 Aug 2008 04:07 pm |
| 41 | You can't drive your bus and eat it too. - 29 Aug 2008 04:08 pm |
| 42 | What if I put on this old silk hat I found? - 01 Sep 2008 04:10 pm |
| 43 | Flood warning - 02 Sep 2008 04:12 pm |
| 44 | Do you wonder if the color black and blue that you see is the same one I make you see? - 02 Sep 2008 04:34 pm |
| 45 | Pick a card, any card - 03 Sep 2008 04:22 pm |
| 46 | Pick me! - 04 Sep 2008 04:25 pm |
| 47 | He just stood there yelling from 3 till question mark. - 05 Sep 2008 04:27 pm |
| 48 | Something smells like LOVE! - 22 Sep 2008 04:28 pm |
| 49 | Grudge Judy. - 29 Sep 2008 04:29 pm |
| 50 | TV Snob - 30 Sep 2008 04:30 pm |
| 51 | Mirror, Mirror (yes, the Star Trek episode) - 02 Oct 2008 04:31 pm |
| 52 | He was a good child. Lot's of hobbies. - 07 Oct 2008 04:51 pm |
| 53 | Candidly canine - 08 Oct 2008 04:52 pm |
| 54 | Epic Crossover - 11 Oct 2008 08:09 am |
| 55 | It had something to do with a thing, I think. - 13 Oct 2008 08:11 am |
| 56 | I think I'm getting one right now. - 20 Oct 2008 08:12 am |
| 57 | Take my survey? - 21 Oct 2008 08:15 am |
| 58 | Dance with me? - 22 Oct 2008 12:08 pm |
| 59 | This headache is killing me. - 27 Oct 2008 12:10 pm |
| 60 | But... I made tacos. - 28 Oct 2008 12:14 pm |
| 61 | Bluh? - 29 Oct 2008 12:16 pm |
| 62 | If denial is a river then deception is the flood. - 01 Nov 2008 11:24 pm |
| 63 | How we get things done. - 03 Nov 2008 12:18 pm |
| 64 | He's writing a kickass rap song. - 04 Nov 2008 12:19 pm |
| 65 | Twice the amount of money in my pocket. - 05 Nov 2008 12:21 pm |
| 66 | Racists are bigots about race. - 06 Nov 2008 12:22 pm |
| 67 | The Scooby Method. - 07 Nov 2008 12:25 pm |
| 68 | (Insert comic strip gag here.) - 10 Nov 2008 03:05 pm |
| 69 | It's an investment. - 11 Nov 2008 03:07 pm |
| 70 | Guys, I totally love eating contets. - 12 Nov 2008 03:10 pm |
| 71 | Ticket please. - 13 Nov 2008 03:28 pm |
| 72 | Also a lot of banks. - 14 Nov 2008 03:33 pm |
| 73 | Could you hold this for a sec? - 17 Nov 2008 03:41 pm |
| 74 | How much wine can your puny glass hold? - 17 Nov 2008 10:02 pm |
| 75 | What I'm saying is you're ugly. - 18 Nov 2008 10:04 pm |
| 76 | Enough with the explanations. - 19 Nov 2008 10:05 pm |
| 77 | When you say you want an honest answer, what do you really mean? - 20 Nov 2008 10:09 pm |
| 78 | Timing is everything. - 23 Nov 2008 10:10 pm |
| 79 | Plunge away! You can plunge away. Stay all day. If you wanna. - 24 Nov 2008 10:11 pm |
| 80 | My whoopee cushion just sues you for sitting on it. - 25 Nov 2008 10:17 pm |
| 81 | A penny saved will just get stolen. - 26 Nov 2008 10:19 pm |
| 82 | A crow walks into a bar and the bartender says "No birds in here. Can't you read the sign?" - 27 Nov 2008 10:20 pm |
| 83 | How does the noose even stay on when he has no neck? It makes no sense! - 30 Nov 2008 10:23 pm |
| 84 | Never hit a horse in the teeth with a gift shovel. - 02 Dec 2008 10:27 pm |
| 85 | It depends on the type of dog really. - 03 Dec 2008 10:30 pm |
| 86 | Einstein's theory of relative violence. - 04 Dec 2008 10:32 pm |
| 87 | I'm a really annoying badass who talks to himself in the mirror in a nasally voice. - 07 Dec 2008 10:37 pm |
| 88 | Its like that scene in Ghost where they learn how to Dirty Dance. - 08 Dec 2008 10:40 pm |
| 89 | He keeps the sticker on it too. - 09 Dec 2008 10:42 pm |
| 90 | Next you're going to ask me why I bribe my congressman. - 10 Dec 2008 10:44 pm |
| 91 | I'd vote for cherry, but I'm a non-voting felon. - 14 Dec 2008 10:46 pm |
| 92 | Become friends with John I guess. Either that or extortion. - 15 Dec 2008 10:48 pm |
| 93 | I know you won't believe me, but this one time I had an onion. - 15 Dec 2008 10:51 pm |
| 94 | The benefits of being a bachelor. - 17 Dec 2008 10:53 pm |
| 95 | Well obviously I care about ME. - 17 Dec 2008 10:59 pm |
| 96 | It's badluck to follow superstions on a Thursday. - 23 Dec 2008 11:01 pm |
| 97 | Put that in your NOG-in! - 23 Dec 2008 11:05 pm |
| 98 | Time for a light snack. GET IT?!?!?!? LIGHT. SNACK. - 23 Dec 2008 11:07 pm |
| 99 | I have just the thing. - 23 Dec 2008 11:09 pm |
| 100 | X Mas Carol. - 24 Dec 2008 11:09 pm |
| 101 | I still haven't opened your gift from last year. - 25 Dec 2008 11:13 pm |
| 102 | Does "Hey You" count? - 28 Dec 2008 11:13 pm |
| 103 | Show me a man who doesn't like fake mustaches and I will show you a man with no hope in his heart. - 29 Dec 2008 11:14 pm |
| 104 | Zero to "Z"s in five minutes. - 30 Dec 2008 11:16 pm |
| 105 | Can I have some salt for these laces? - 31 Dec 2008 11:17 pm |
| 106 | I also don't believe in psychology. - 02 Jan 2009 01:29 pm |
| 107 | All I'm saying is I appreciate your stupid sacrifices. - 05 Jan 2009 12:00 pm |
| 108 | Not to sound immature, but that skunk STINKS! - 06 Jan 2009 11:45 am |
| 109 | The hat says "Donkey Instructor." It's funny cause donkeys already know how to be donkeys. - 07 Jan 2009 10:17 am |
| 110 | Usually I just throw rocks at it, but today I'm on strike. - 08 Jan 2009 11:30 am |
| 111 | You can tell this has happened before. - 09 Jan 2009 12:42 pm |
| 112 | When you're done with my stapler please put it back on my desk. - 12 Jan 2009 04:13 pm |
| 113 | Is he thinking about the ones he commited or the ones he's witnessed? - 14 Jan 2009 10:29 am |
| 114 | I hope you're hiding in a condom. - 14 Jan 2009 10:29 am |
| 115 | I don't see any BUBBLES with their GED. - 19 Jan 2009 11:56 am |
| 116 | On the plus side I'll get to check out that "Southern Hospitality" I've heard so much about. - 19 Jan 2009 11:57 am |
| 117 | On account of the ink is sort of like a seasoning. - 19 Jan 2009 11:58 am |
| 118 | If I had arms I'd beat you up so hard. - 20 Jan 2009 09:29 am |
| 119 | I hope he hangs out with bullets. - 21 Jan 2009 09:56 am |
| 120 | A trampoline is only really fun for the first two days. - 22 Jan 2009 09:36 am |
| 121 | Stupid is as stupid wears. - 26 Jan 2009 10:19 am |
| 122 | His name is Binky, and he's drinking away his responsibilites. - 26 Jan 2009 10:20 am |
| 123 | I was going to get him this full back Pheonix fighting Doc Ock. - 27 Jan 2009 10:04 am |
| 124 | Ok first stop yelling. - 28 Jan 2009 12:05 pm |
| 125 | To be honest I didn't expect being a doctor to be so much work. - 29 Jan 2009 09:51 am |
| 126 | When I said bring a rubber this is not what I meant. - 02 Feb 2009 09:44 am |
| 127 | It's all in the spiral. - 02 Feb 2009 09:45 am |
| 128 | No seriously please tell me what friends are for. - 03 Feb 2009 09:48 am |
| 129 | I can't wait to read the headlines on this one. - 04 Feb 2009 10:00 am |
| 130 | I recently had a bad experience with pie. - 05 Feb 2009 10:31 am |
| 131 | He also said holding this boombox over my head isn't helping. - 09 Feb 2009 10:21 am |
| 132 | So that's what, like an 8? - 09 Feb 2009 10:22 am |
| 133 | The most underrated super power. - 10 Feb 2009 11:16 am |
| 134 | Don't take it personally. It's a hygenic issue. - 11 Feb 2009 10:39 am |
| 135 | Is there anything worse in the world? Sure, cancer, but anything else? - 13 Feb 2009 01:42 pm |
| 136 | I can see the floor from here. - 13 Feb 2009 01:43 pm |
| 137 | Yeah,well you're made of rubber. - 18 Feb 2009 11:51 am |
| 138 | This is the third time this week. - 18 Feb 2009 11:51 am |
| 139 | I should never have asked you for the time. - 18 Feb 2009 11:52 am |
| 140 | You don't even have any cows! - 20 Feb 2009 03:21 pm |
| 141 | This date wasn't going well anyway. - 20 Feb 2009 03:22 pm |
| 142 | What am I supposed to do, pour it into my Lucky Charms? - 23 Feb 2009 10:12 am |
| 143 | Man, I'm glad I'm not one of those. - 02 Mar 2009 02:08 pm |
| 144 | John's party is gonna be off the chain. - 02 Mar 2009 02:09 pm |
| 145 | And now your training is complete. - 02 Mar 2009 02:10 pm |
| 146 | It pretty much just tastes like roast beef, if you cook it right. - 02 Mar 2009 02:11 pm |
| 147 | Slingshot Migration: A Rubber Bird's Flight. - 02 Mar 2009 02:12 pm |
| 148 | On Expectations - 03 Mar 2009 06:30 am |
| 149 | I'm definitely not voting for unicorn reform. - 23 Mar 2009 02:29 pm |
| 150 | Unless you have the Verizon Aquaman Plan. - 23 Mar 2009 02:30 pm |
| 151 | Is this really the best way to tell me that you killed my dog? - 23 Mar 2009 02:30 pm |
| 152 | Wait, what? - 23 Mar 2009 02:31 pm |
| 153 | Hey are you guys talking about violins? - 25 Mar 2009 09:27 am |
| 154 | Before you ask, he's in the middle behind the doctor. - 25 Mar 2009 09:29 am |
| 155 | The things we call things don't change the things that we call. - 26 Mar 2009 09:57 am |
| 156 | Have a nice trip, call me when you get there. Wait I got that wrong. - 27 Mar 2009 09:06 am |
| 157 | It's fun to draw dynamite. - 30 Mar 2009 10:40 am |
| 158 | Hamburger is to Mouth as Hot Dog is to ? - 31 Mar 2009 10:04 am |
| 159 | We all wish he was Batman. - 01 Apr 2009 09:42 am |
| 160 | You found: Batman Pajamas. Put them on? - 02 Apr 2009 09:59 am |
| 161 | Does this mean they are normally naked? - 03 Apr 2009 01:54 pm |
| 162 | I could really use a backrub. - 06 Apr 2009 09:54 am |
| 163 | Dude, I love my shovel too, but sleeping with it? - 07 Apr 2009 09:54 am |
| 164 | I thought I was in a huge backyard. - 08 Apr 2009 09:59 am |
| 165 | The single greatest human creation. - 09 Apr 2009 09:27 am |
| 166 | The mystery of this ladder. - 13 Apr 2009 10:04 am |
| 167 | Four? - 13 Apr 2009 10:05 am |
| 168 | 44? - 14 Apr 2009 10:17 am |
| 169 | A doctor is a type of scientist. - 15 Apr 2009 10:36 am |
| 170 | He's a Doctor now again, I guess. - 23 Apr 2009 10:15 am |
| 171 | And thus ends the twice as much work for me saga. - 24 Apr 2009 01:01 pm |
| 172 | And I'm pretty sure that penny is company property. - 27 Apr 2009 10:00 am |
| 173 | Not everyone wearing a stethoscope is a doctor. - 28 Apr 2009 10:06 am |
| 174 | Where there's smoke, there's something something. - 30 Apr 2009 07:49 am |
| 175 | Where are you buying your cereal? - 01 May 2009 08:08 am |
| 176 | Right? - 01 May 2009 08:08 am |
| 177 | Lucky Numbers: 3 45 7 15 6 4 - 04 May 2009 10:07 am |
| 178 | Lucky Numbers: 5 4 3 2 1 ... - 05 May 2009 09:59 am |
| 179 | Instead of lucky numbers it just says 2:34 PM. - 06 May 2009 10:09 am |
| 180 | Lucky Numbers: 8 95 23 4 52 - 11 May 2009 11:05 am |
| 181 | You don't deserve lucky numbers. - 11 May 2009 11:05 am |
| 182 | Is that a yes or no? - 11 May 2009 11:05 am |
| 183 | The office 9 to 5. - 12 May 2009 11:31 am |
| 184 | Or it could be the best thing ever. - 13 May 2009 10:02 am |
| 185 | Man, I look dumb. - 14 May 2009 10:52 am |
| 186 | Obedience classes are so expensive. - 15 May 2009 11:10 am |
| 187 | Dating Advice: Make things clear. - 20 May 2009 09:53 am |
| 188 | Dating Advice: Play hard to get. - 20 May 2009 09:54 am |
| 189 | Dating Advice: Play with their heads. - 20 May 2009 09:56 am |
| 190 | Dating Advice: Be honest - 22 May 2009 11:02 am |
| 191 | Dating Advice: Give compliments - 22 May 2009 11:03 am |
| 192 | I don't need your evil god. - 26 May 2009 02:12 pm |
| 193 | Oh, great I won a stupid vacation. - 26 May 2009 02:13 pm |
| 194 | I'm totally starting it. - 27 May 2009 12:48 pm |
| 195 | I've got 99 problems and this lobster is among them. - 29 May 2009 12:13 pm |
| 196 | Free pizza - 29 May 2009 12:14 pm |
| 197 | There was a merger at the police station. - 08 Jun 2009 12:14 pm |
| 198 | Here's a tip, don't leave your chairs unattended. - 10 Jun 2009 01:14 pm |
| 199 | Watercoolers are the new hobo fire. - 10 Jun 2009 01:15 pm |
| 200 | Unemployment checks, baby. - 11 Jun 2009 01:16 pm |
| 201 | I wonder where this joke is headed. Get it? hahahahahhaha - 12 Jun 2009 10:47 am |
| 202 | Other guy has got some moves on him. - 15 Jun 2009 02:22 pm |
| 203 | At level 5 you learn Point out flaws in the game. - 16 Jun 2009 12:16 am |
| 204 | And when I hit you it does no damage. - 17 Jun 2009 02:01 pm |