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1What if the dogs are just making out? - July 2nd, 2008, 2:55 pm
2After winning the taco lottery. - July 7th, 2008, 2:58 pm
3Why my dad won't go to the beach. - July 8th, 2008, 3:06 pm
4Dibs on your job after you get fired. - July 9th, 2008, 3:06 pm
5What's dark, wet, and totally lame? - July 10th, 2008, 3:07 pm
6Yes, but where did he get it? - July 11th, 2008, 3:09 pm
7This pie took me four hours to ruin. - July 14th, 2008, 3:10 pm
8I don't like the thrust of your trust. - July 15th, 2008, 3:12 pm
9But with better credit. - July 16th, 2008, 3:14 pm
10OH MY GOD THIS IS WHERE HE GOT THE NAME! - July 17th, 2008, 3:17 pm
11It also has this siren! - July 18th, 2008, 3:17 pm
12Yeah, but how come robot fuel is so expensive in this economy? - July 21st, 2008, 3:19 pm
13Chew on this! - July 22nd, 2008, 3:21 pm
14Modern psychology. - July 23rd, 2008, 3:23 pm
15Have a nice trip, get it? Hello? - July 24th, 2008, 3:24 pm
16You're a Libra aren't you? - July 25th, 2008, 3:31 pm
17You wouldn't want him to know the truth would you? - July 28th, 2008, 3:32 pm
18I got them at the flea market. From a dalmatian. - July 29th, 2008, 3:34 pm
19How could I have known it was HER car? - July 30th, 2008, 3:35 pm
20Denial ain't just a fish floating in the toilet. - July 31st, 2008, 3:37 pm
21Blarrrrrgh! - August 1st, 2008, 3:38 pm
22What's the HARM -onica? - August 4th, 2008, 3:39 pm
23If these walls could talk that would be pretty creepy. - August 5th, 2008, 3:42 pm
24Then I stole his ridiculously large shooes. - August 6th, 2008, 3:44 pm
25I don't even know why I brought it up really. - August 7th, 2008, 3:48 pm
26Why not? This hallway is YOUR domain. - August 8th, 2008, 3:49 pm
27I was saving it for a pie eating contest I have planned for later today. - August 11th, 2008, 3:49 pm
28But they don't even have feet that I can see! - August 13th, 2008, 3:50 pm
29And the cops get there and you are laughing in her closet. - August 13th, 2008, 3:53 pm
30And where he hid the bodies. - August 14th, 2008, 3:54 pm
31Remember when we were in the first panel? - August 15th, 2008, 3:56 pm
32Cowboy logic doesn't really apply here. - August 18th, 2008, 3:57 pm
33My face looks almost nothing like a lobster. - August 19th, 2008, 3:59 pm
34Lies are like secrets you keep from the person you tell them to. - August 20th, 2008, 4:00 pm
35Family bonding. - August 21st, 2008, 4:02 pm
36The Tragic Tale of Hamlet and the Hamlets. - August 22nd, 2008, 4:03 pm
37I keep waking up with these air-shaped bruises. - August 26th, 2008, 4:04 pm
38Or maybe you should just stop going to the bowling alley altogether. - August 26th, 2008, 4:04 pm
39We put the Hack in Whack. - August 27th, 2008, 4:06 pm
40He had it coming to him. - August 28th, 2008, 4:07 pm
41You can't drive your bus and eat it too. - August 29th, 2008, 4:08 pm
42What if I put on this old silk hat I found? - September 1st, 2008, 4:10 pm
43Flood warning - September 2nd, 2008, 4:12 pm
44Do you wonder if the color black and blue that you see is the same one I make you see? - September 2nd, 2008, 4:34 pm
45Pick a card, any card - September 3rd, 2008, 4:22 pm
46Pick me! - September 4th, 2008, 4:25 pm
47He just stood there yelling from 3 till question mark. - September 5th, 2008, 4:27 pm
48Something smells like LOVE! - September 22nd, 2008, 4:28 pm
49Grudge Judy. - September 29th, 2008, 4:29 pm
50TV Snob - September 30th, 2008, 4:30 pm
51Mirror, Mirror (yes, the Star Trek episode) - October 2nd, 2008, 4:31 pm
52He was a good child. Lot's of hobbies. - October 7th, 2008, 4:51 pm
53Candidly canine - October 8th, 2008, 4:52 pm
54Epic Crossover - October 11th, 2008, 8:09 am
55It had something to do with a thing, I think. - October 13th, 2008, 8:11 am
56I think I'm getting one right now. - October 20th, 2008, 8:12 am
57Take my survey? - October 21st, 2008, 8:15 am
58Dance with me? - October 22nd, 2008, 12:08 pm
59This headache is killing me. - October 27th, 2008, 12:10 pm
60But... I made tacos. - October 28th, 2008, 12:14 pm
61Bluh? - October 29th, 2008, 12:16 pm
62If denial is a river then deception is the flood. - November 1st, 2008, 11:24 pm
63How we get things done. - November 3rd, 2008, 12:18 pm
64He's writing a kickass rap song. - November 4th, 2008, 12:19 pm
65Twice the amount of money in my pocket. - November 5th, 2008, 12:21 pm
66Racists are bigots about race. - November 6th, 2008, 12:22 pm
67The Scooby Method. - November 7th, 2008, 12:25 pm
68(Insert comic strip gag here.) - November 10th, 2008, 3:05 pm
69It's an investment. - November 11th, 2008, 3:07 pm
70Guys, I totally love eating contets. - November 12th, 2008, 3:10 pm
71Ticket please. - November 13th, 2008, 3:28 pm
72Also a lot of banks. - November 14th, 2008, 3:33 pm
73Could you hold this for a sec? - November 17th, 2008, 3:41 pm
74How much wine can your puny glass hold? - November 17th, 2008, 10:02 pm
75What I'm saying is you're ugly. - November 18th, 2008, 10:04 pm
76Enough with the explanations. - November 19th, 2008, 10:05 pm
77When you say you want an honest answer, what do you really mean? - November 20th, 2008, 10:09 pm
78Timing is everything. - November 23rd, 2008, 10:10 pm
79Plunge away! You can plunge away. Stay all day. If you wanna. - November 24th, 2008, 10:11 pm
80My whoopee cushion just sues you for sitting on it. - November 25th, 2008, 10:17 pm
81A penny saved will just get stolen. - November 26th, 2008, 10:19 pm
82A crow walks into a bar and the bartender says "No birds in here. Can't you read the sign?" - November 27th, 2008, 10:20 pm
83How does the noose even stay on when he has no neck? It makes no sense! - November 30th, 2008, 10:23 pm
84Never hit a horse in the teeth with a gift shovel. - December 2nd, 2008, 10:27 pm
85It depends on the type of dog really. - December 3rd, 2008, 10:30 pm
86Einstein's theory of relative violence. - December 4th, 2008, 10:32 pm
87I'm a really annoying badass who talks to himself in the mirror in a nasally voice. - December 7th, 2008, 10:37 pm
88Its like that scene in Ghost where they learn how to Dirty Dance. - December 8th, 2008, 10:40 pm
89He keeps the sticker on it too. - December 9th, 2008, 10:42 pm
90Next you're going to ask me why I bribe my congressman. - December 10th, 2008, 10:44 pm
91I'd vote for cherry, but I'm a non-voting felon. - December 14th, 2008, 10:46 pm
92Become friends with John I guess. Either that or extortion. - December 15th, 2008, 10:48 pm
93I know you won't believe me, but this one time I had an onion. - December 15th, 2008, 10:51 pm
94The benefits of being a bachelor. - December 17th, 2008, 10:53 pm
95Well obviously I care about ME. - December 17th, 2008, 10:59 pm
96It's badluck to follow superstions on a Thursday. - December 23rd, 2008, 11:01 pm
97Put that in your NOG-in! - December 23rd, 2008, 11:05 pm
98Time for a light snack. GET IT?!?!?!? LIGHT. SNACK. - December 23rd, 2008, 11:07 pm
99I have just the thing. - December 23rd, 2008, 11:09 pm
100X Mas Carol. - December 24th, 2008, 11:09 pm
101I still haven't opened your gift from last year. - December 25th, 2008, 11:13 pm
102Does "Hey You" count? - December 28th, 2008, 11:13 pm
103Show me a man who doesn't like fake mustaches and I will show you a man with no hope in his heart. - December 29th, 2008, 11:14 pm
104Zero to "Z"s in five minutes. - December 30th, 2008, 11:16 pm
105Can I have some salt for these laces? - December 31st, 2008, 11:17 pm
106I also don't believe in psychology. - January 2nd, 2009, 1:29 pm
107All I'm saying is I appreciate your stupid sacrifices. - January 5th, 2009, 12:00 pm
108Not to sound immature, but that skunk STINKS! - January 6th, 2009, 11:45 am
109The hat says "Donkey Instructor." It's funny cause donkeys already know how to be donkeys. - January 7th, 2009, 10:17 am
110Usually I just throw rocks at it, but today I'm on strike. - January 8th, 2009, 11:30 am
111You can tell this has happened before. - January 9th, 2009, 12:42 pm
112When you're done with my stapler please put it back on my desk. - January 12th, 2009, 4:13 pm
113Is he thinking about the ones he commited or the ones he's witnessed? - January 14th, 2009, 10:29 am
114I hope you're hiding in a condom. - January 14th, 2009, 10:29 am
115I don't see any BUBBLES with their GED. - January 19th, 2009, 11:56 am
116On the plus side I'll get to check out that "Southern Hospitality" I've heard so much about. - January 19th, 2009, 11:57 am
117On account of the ink is sort of like a seasoning. - January 19th, 2009, 11:58 am
118If I had arms I'd beat you up so hard. - January 20th, 2009, 9:29 am
119I hope he hangs out with bullets. - January 21st, 2009, 9:56 am
120A trampoline is only really fun for the first two days. - January 22nd, 2009, 9:36 am
121Stupid is as stupid wears. - January 26th, 2009, 10:19 am
122His name is Binky, and he's drinking away his responsibilites. - January 26th, 2009, 10:20 am
123I was going to get him this full back Pheonix fighting Doc Ock. - January 27th, 2009, 10:04 am
124Ok first stop yelling. - January 28th, 2009, 12:05 pm
125To be honest I didn't expect being a doctor to be so much work. - January 29th, 2009, 9:51 am
126When I said bring a rubber this is not what I meant. - February 2nd, 2009, 9:44 am
127It's all in the spiral. - February 2nd, 2009, 9:45 am
128No seriously please tell me what friends are for. - February 3rd, 2009, 9:48 am
129I can't wait to read the headlines on this one. - February 4th, 2009, 10:00 am
130I recently had a bad experience with pie. - February 5th, 2009, 10:31 am
131He also said holding this boombox over my head isn't helping. - February 9th, 2009, 10:21 am
132So that's what, like an 8? - February 9th, 2009, 10:22 am
133The most underrated super power. - February 10th, 2009, 11:16 am
134Don't take it personally. It's a hygenic issue. - February 11th, 2009, 10:39 am
135Is there anything worse in the world? Sure, cancer, but anything else? - February 13th, 2009, 1:42 pm
136I can see the floor from here. - February 13th, 2009, 1:43 pm
137Yeah,well you're made of rubber. - February 18th, 2009, 11:51 am
138This is the third time this week. - February 18th, 2009, 11:51 am
139I should never have asked you for the time. - February 18th, 2009, 11:52 am
140You don't even have any cows! - February 20th, 2009, 3:21 pm
141This date wasn't going well anyway. - February 20th, 2009, 3:22 pm
142What am I supposed to do, pour it into my Lucky Charms? - February 23rd, 2009, 10:12 am
143Man, I'm glad I'm not one of those. - March 2nd, 2009, 2:08 pm
144John's party is gonna be off the chain. - March 2nd, 2009, 2:09 pm
145And now your training is complete. - March 2nd, 2009, 2:10 pm
146It pretty much just tastes like roast beef, if you cook it right. - March 2nd, 2009, 2:11 pm
147Slingshot Migration: A Rubber Bird's Flight. - March 2nd, 2009, 2:12 pm
148On Expectations - March 3rd, 2009, 6:30 am
149I'm definitely not voting for unicorn reform. - March 23rd, 2009, 2:29 pm
150Unless you have the Verizon Aquaman Plan. - March 23rd, 2009, 2:30 pm
151Is this really the best way to tell me that you killed my dog? - March 23rd, 2009, 2:30 pm
152Wait, what? - March 23rd, 2009, 2:31 pm
153Hey are you guys talking about violins? - March 25th, 2009, 9:27 am
154Before you ask, he's in the middle behind the doctor. - March 25th, 2009, 9:29 am
155The things we call things don't change the things that we call. - March 26th, 2009, 9:57 am
156Have a nice trip, call me when you get there. Wait I got that wrong. - March 27th, 2009, 9:06 am
157It's fun to draw dynamite. - March 30th, 2009, 10:40 am
158Hamburger is to Mouth as Hot Dog is to ? - March 31st, 2009, 10:04 am
159We all wish he was Batman. - April 1st, 2009, 9:42 am
160You found: Batman Pajamas. Put them on? - April 2nd, 2009, 9:59 am
161Does this mean they are normally naked? - April 3rd, 2009, 1:54 pm
162I could really use a backrub. - April 6th, 2009, 9:54 am
163Dude, I love my shovel too, but sleeping with it? - April 7th, 2009, 9:54 am
164I thought I was in a huge backyard. - April 8th, 2009, 9:59 am
165The single greatest human creation. - April 9th, 2009, 9:27 am
166The mystery of this ladder. - April 13th, 2009, 10:04 am
167Four? - April 13th, 2009, 10:05 am
16844? - April 14th, 2009, 10:17 am
169A doctor is a type of scientist. - April 15th, 2009, 10:36 am
170He's a Doctor now again, I guess. - April 23rd, 2009, 10:15 am
171And thus ends the twice as much work for me saga. - April 24th, 2009, 1:01 pm
172And I'm pretty sure that penny is company property. - April 27th, 2009, 10:00 am
173Not everyone wearing a stethoscope is a doctor. - April 28th, 2009, 10:06 am
174Where there's smoke, there's something something. - April 30th, 2009, 7:49 am
175Where are you buying your cereal? - May 1st, 2009, 8:08 am
176Right? - May 1st, 2009, 8:08 am
177Lucky Numbers: 3 45 7 15 6 4 - May 4th, 2009, 10:07 am
178Lucky Numbers: 5 4 3 2 1 ... - May 5th, 2009, 9:59 am
179Instead of lucky numbers it just says 2:34 PM. - May 6th, 2009, 10:09 am
180Lucky Numbers: 8 95 23 4 52 - May 11th, 2009, 11:05 am
181You don't deserve lucky numbers. - May 11th, 2009, 11:05 am
182Is that a yes or no? - May 11th, 2009, 11:05 am
183The office 9 to 5. - May 12th, 2009, 11:31 am
184Or it could be the best thing ever. - May 13th, 2009, 10:02 am
185Man, I look dumb. - May 14th, 2009, 10:52 am
186Obedience classes are so expensive. - May 15th, 2009, 11:10 am
187Dating Advice: Make things clear. - May 20th, 2009, 9:53 am
188Dating Advice: Play hard to get. - May 20th, 2009, 9:54 am
189Dating Advice: Play with their heads. - May 20th, 2009, 9:56 am
190Dating Advice: Be honest - May 22nd, 2009, 11:02 am
191Dating Advice: Give compliments - May 22nd, 2009, 11:03 am
192I don't need your evil god. - May 26th, 2009, 2:12 pm
193Oh, great I won a stupid vacation. - May 26th, 2009, 2:13 pm
194I'm totally starting it. - May 27th, 2009, 12:48 pm
195I've got 99 problems and this lobster is among them. - May 29th, 2009, 12:13 pm
196Free pizza - May 29th, 2009, 12:14 pm
197There was a merger at the police station. - June 8th, 2009, 12:14 pm
198Here's a tip, don't leave your chairs unattended. - June 10th, 2009, 1:14 pm
199Watercoolers are the new hobo fire. - June 10th, 2009, 1:15 pm
200Unemployment checks, baby. - June 11th, 2009, 1:16 pm
201I wonder where this joke is headed. Get it? hahahahahhaha - June 12th, 2009, 10:47 am
202Other guy has got some moves on him. - June 15th, 2009, 2:22 pm
203At level 5 you learn Point out flaws in the game. - June 16th, 2009, 12:16 am
204And when I hit you it does no damage. - June 17th, 2009, 2:01 pm
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